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It’s like Kaepora Gaebora’s making sweet sweet love to your eardrums. Except not, ‘cause how awful would that be? He’d be violating you in horrible ways and once he was done he’d probably ask you if you wanted to go again except he’d put the “no” option first just to fuck with you and you’d fall for it over and over and over. For hours.